Contest #41 - Captain Silver

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Contest #40 - Aladdin

Winning quote by: Alberto

Honorable Mentions
Aladdin: "Sure, I'll marry you, sweetheart (now that we cleared the last level)..! ...Listen, I'm going to the restroom for a moment; you stay here..." - Watcher1924
Jasmine: "No Aladdin, it does not go "Red sky at night, come lay with me on my carpet"" - Anthony Cockell
Aladdin: "Oh no! Your father again!" - Alessandro


Contest #39 - Alex Kidd in Miracle World

Winning quote by: Alessandro

Honorable Mentions
Evel Kiddnievel - grolt
"I'm on a motorcycle without a helmet jumping over freaking frogs and I still can't get a new game!" - batman666
The frog on the right displays his Telekinesis powers by making everyone fly - Wifusion


Contest #38 - Sonic 2

Winning quote by: batman666

Honorable Mentions

"Again, with the Metal Sonics" - Sam A

"I'm Waiiiiting" - Ken
"Where's the concert? I was told I'd be seeing Metal Sonic!" - grolt


Contest #37 - Space Gun

Winning quote by: A Bd

Honorable Mentions

"Oh $#!&. It's my ex" - Sam A

Alien and guy: "TRICK OR TREAT!!!" - Sam A
"I told Jimmy there's no such thing as monsters" - Fernando
Guy: "Command said there's an alien here somewhere"
Alien: "If there is I haven't seen it" - William Parker


Contest #36 - Streets of Rage

Winning quote by: 7thGuest

Honorable Mentions

Mr. X (thinking): "He still hasn't noticed I swapped the doormat for a non-jumpable pit in this version? Oh boy, this is gonna be sooo sweet! That stupid dialogue box won't save you from pointless tedium this time, Axel..." - Alexander Landgren

"STONE COLD STUNNER!!!" - Sam A


Contest #35 - Road Rash

Winning quote by: Clocktower

Honorable Mentions

"Tag! You're it!" - Jonathan J

"Hey, congrats man you won the......oooops, oh sorry" - Sam A
"You want to play doctor? Alright… cavity search!!!" - grolt


Contest #34 - Smash TV

Winning quote by: Pocketim

Honorable Mentions

"Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!" - Tears of Opa Opa

We now return to homoerotic Jeopardy - Sam A
Red one: "Say Billy, weren't we supposed to feature in an awesome fighting action thing?"
Blue one: "Shut up, Jimmy!" - Alessandro


Contest #33 - Dick Tracy

Winning quote by: Stan

Honorable Mentions

He is hardly 'Big Boy.' Trans Buttah is much bigger - Jerome Buttah

First I nab Ronald Mc.Donald, then Colonel Sanders, then Wendy! BigBoy never stood a chance! You're next, Popeye! - Adam Crawford
Hey, don't look at my yellow deformed extra long finger, look at the state of that guy's hair! - Phil


Contest #32 - Desert Strike

Winning quote by: Robin Brookes

Honorable Mentions

Army guy: "Round and round the garden like a teddy bear, one step, two step....a tickle under there" - Sam A

Man in suit: “Ready for battle on US shores, Sega? Don’t worry, we here at Tonka will fight this war for you. Trust us, ALF is going to be huge.” - grolt
"You wouldn't know where a president could score some crack, would ya?" - Scott Sullivan


Contest #31 - Gangster Town

Winning quote by: Stan

Honorable Mentions

"I ran out of gas and my door won't open little help" - Greg

OutRun: Al Capone - grolt
"Jimmy, stop firing dammit and tell me that's a big distant tree on the left, because if it's not we're inches away from a huge-ass cliff!" - Thijs Buurman


Contest #30 - Casino Games

Winning quote by: Razor NetOut

Honorable Mentions

"I'll never tell these casino chicks that I'm not this 'Daniel Craig' guy!" - Koborover

"I may have club foot, but take a look at these 2 lovely beauties" - Phil
As a Monopoly hotel is engulfed in green flame, Matthew McConaughey celebrates under the world's largest sunshade - grolt
"Sssssh, don't tell them I used the password cheat to get all this!" - Stan


Contest #29 - The Newzealand Story

Winning quote by: Razor NetOut

Honorable Mentions

"Wait here annoying kid!!!! This boy is the real meatball" - Leonardo de Castro Rodrigues

Seal: "I got lunch tomorrow!"
Kiwi: "Good riddance! more grubs and worms for me" - Greg


Contest #28 - My Hero

Winning quote by: Razor NetOut

Honorable Mentions

"GIANT BEAN!" - Nicholas Taylor

"Hey babe! Smell my armpit!!" - Leonardo de Castro Rodrigues
Blue girl: omg iz that an egg yolk?!
Blue guy pointing: no no no itz a piece of baby bell cheeze1!
Man in black with his head in his hands: Nintendo fanboys - grolt


Contest #27 - Rocky

Winning quote by: Todd Mason

Honorable Mentions

"Mfffgh.. Uhh.. Where do my arm go? Is this the hood? WTF! I HATE putting on this stupid flag-robe-piece-of-crap..." - DNAagram

Holding aloft the mystical invisible bow of Krathtar, Rocky prays to the dark gods of old to deliver him from gaming mediocrity - HotDiggerdyDamn
"Gimme high-five, O'mie!" - Razor NetOut


Contest #26 - Prince of Persia

Winning quote by: Nik

Honorable Mentions

As the prince grabs on an ill-placed sword, the term 'how's it hanging' suddenly takes on a whole new meaning - grolt

The infamous 'Javelin Leapfrog' event was eventually omitted from the Olympics after an incident much like this - HotDiggerdyDamn
The Persian method of sterilisation was unusual to say the least... - nik
Enemy: "This is no time for body building asshole". - astyle


Contest #25 - Land of Illusion starring Mickey Mouse

Winning quote by: Stan

Honorable Mentions

Mickey: If you don't want to get punched for stealing my shirt, I'd suggest you duck! - grolt

Mickey: You're pregnant?! A punch in the stomach should fix that. - Raychan
Frankly my dear I don't give a duck - krooper13
Mickey: Look, I already told you. I'm a mouse, and you're a duck. Cross-species relationships never work. - nik


Contest #24 - Vigilante

Winning quote by: grolt

Honorable Mentions

No Vigilante, that's a bad vigilante! - Raychan

Abra cadabra! I will turn you into a frog!! - astyle
Stand still will you! I'll never get this chewing gum out of your hair if you keep struggling - ninjabearhug
AHA! So you're the one who's been coming back every night to stack our tires! - nik
I said I didn't want to buy any damn tyres! - Playgen


Contest #23 - Home Alone

Winning quote by: Nik

Honorable Mentions

That will learn mom to keep me grounded - astyle

Right. Who said NES was better than SMS?- Nik
Thanks Mom. This could really help with my depression - Daniel Clemens


Contest #22 -The Flintstones

Winning quote by: Rex Anything

Honorable Mentions

Fred: "Are you aware that you've been driving without your headlights?
Barney: "I also don't have any wheels, officer." - grolt

Never buy the square ones again, Barney! Cheaper ain't better - Todd Mason
"There's a reason why rocks are better suited as wheels rather than hats." - Nik


Contest #21 - Slap Shot

Winning quote by: Harry Paul

Honorable Mentions

"Ch ch ch Seg-ah ah ah" - grolt

Players: "Ken, we need your skills as a goalie"
Ken: "Sorry guys, I need to go back to my day job and fight Ryu" - Mark6312
"Thats the guy who wanted to touch my helmet! Get him!" - Rex Anything


Contest #20 - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Winning quote by: Todd Mason

Honorable Mentions

"I knew I shouldn't have let that dominatrix keep my whip" - ninjabearhug

"Why would anyone make walls out of cheerios?" - Kiff
"Now I know what they meant when Sega8Bit said this game was the pits!" - grolt


Contest #19 - Dynamite Dux

Winning quote by: Krooper13

Honorable Mentions

Dog: "Uh...Bin, why is Colonel Sanders looking at you like that?" - Rhett

"The babes must love you for that giant fist" - eday2010
Colonel: "Threaten me all you want! You ain't never getting my finger lickin' good secret recipe." - ninjabearhug


Contest #18 - Olympic Gold

Winning quote by: grolt

Honorable Mentions

"Oh man, it's lunch after I've finished this and I hope that kid with the green snotty running nose doesn't sit facing me again. Four days in a row he's sat there, four blooming days" - fraser

"I probably would look better on a Mega Drive!" - clocktower


Contest #17 - Psycho Fox

Winning quote by: ninjabearhug

Honorable Mentions

Fox: "Yuck! I thought these power-up mushrooms were supposed to make me get bigger! How can he eat these?" - eday2010

Birdfly: "That's not me you idiot! Come back!" - Raychan
Mushroom: "BOO!" - Lucas

Contest #16 - Special Criminal Investigation

Winning quote by: krooper13

Honorable Mentions

"Alright Jimmy. If this guy so much as flinches, shoot him in the head for the THIRD time." - Todd Mason

"Go tell the X-Box boys that the Master System boys are back in town!" - Ross Willett
"Look at me when I'm talking to you! ...Are you lookin, 'cause it's hard to tell where your...? What's with-- where the hell is your mouth? You look like you were stabbed in the face by Tetris or somethin!" - Todd Mason

Contest #15 - Golden Axe

Winning quote by: SinnerBoy

Honorable Mentions

"MY BALLOON!" - Todd Mason

"Be gone, wench! Thou shall not tempt me with thine creamy thighs and sexy metal outfit. Foul harlot broad!" - eday2010
"Red Bull - it gives you wings!" - Sinistral

Contest #14 - World Games

Winning quote by: Todd Mason

Honorable Mentions

"Luigi, when they said we would be in Mario and Sonic at the Olympics is this what you pictured?" - Krooper13

"This wasn't what I had in mind when you said 'Let's go roll a fat one'" - ninjabearhug
"We really should have taken a piss before we got on this damn log" - Estimated Prophet

Contest #13 - Double Dragon

Winning quote by: Mr. T

Honorable Mentions

"Ah, is it too late to try behind hole-in-the-wall number 1? " - Todd Mason

"BOLO! You're out of step again! It's up, up, down, down, right, left, right, LEFT! " - Todd Mason
"Exactly why did I smoke them out of their holes?" - Mr. T
"Dudes, seriously! If you hold your farts so much, your intestines are gonna blow!" - Alberto

Contest #12 - Renegade

Winning quote by: Todd Mason

Honorable Mentions

"My armpits smell as bad as that trash your lazing on" - eday2010

*sniff-sniff* "Well it's not me, but it smells like 'dead thug' around here." - Todd
"I don't care how sexy you think that pose is. I ain't going for you on a pile of smelly trash " - eday2010
"Strike! " - Phil
"Get out of there, there aint no point in dumpster diving for Sega games behind a chinese takeaway!" - Sinistral

Contest #11 - Operation Wolf

Winning quote by: Todd Mason

Honorable Mentions
"Hmmph, bitch, told you to stop blasting your system near my house, now I done exploded it to hell" - Stan
"Dang! That was my 3rd SMS! Wireless controllers are still just too unreliable." - Todd
"Heh heh! This is the Blast Processing Sega was talking about!" - mateusbond
"Now the police will never get my hard drive" - Christian Hughes
"You're only supposed to blow the BLOODY doors off!" - David Vincent Hall

Contest #10 - The Lucky Dime Caper

Winning quote by: Aypok

Honorable Mentions
"Stop! Hammer time! " - Aypok & Chunkchenko
"This is what you get for trying to sell this game as 'RARE' on eBay!" - Aypok
"I told you if you outbid me on Daisy's panties, I'de get ya!!" - northern gooner

Contest #9 - Crash Dummies

Winning quote by: Todd Mason

Honorable Mentions
"Wow, $100, and I only broke 77 bones this time! " - ptepid
"Time to go buy that hot inflatable doll!" - Alberto
"My name is Retroboy and I've just sold one of my overpriced Handle Controllers!" - Phil

Contest #8 - Ghouls 'n Ghosts

Winning quote by: Yawackhary

Honorable Mentions
"Maybe this might not be the best place to do the Full Monty" - Yawackhary
"I will defeat you with my fart of fire. Die monster. Die." - Phil

Contest #7 - Shinobi

Winning quote by: Todd Mason

Honorable Mentions
"Jo, your ninja skills are so awesome. I'm not worthy!!!" - Sinistral
"Don't just stand there,help me find my contact lense" - ninjabearhug
"Ahhhhhh, god, this stupid bowel disorder (faaaaaaaart)! Come on! God, just one fight!" - Stan

Contest #6 - Pro Wrestling

Winning quote by: ninjabearhug

Honorable Mentions
"Roshambo! No more kids for you! Ha!" - eday

Contest #5 - Back to the Future III

Winning quote by: krooper13

Honorable Mentions
"Look! Someone's playing this god-awful game! Haha!" - aypok
"Check out my lightning firing finger" - ninjabearhug
"That guy said the NES was better than the SMS! Get him!" - aypok
"OMG!?! Sega fan has opened ANOTHER forum!"- astaroth

Contest #4 - California Games

Winning quote by: eday2010

Honorable Mentions
"I'm beginning to wish I'd chosen surfing now..." - kungfukid
"I know this is an Aussie version of California Games, but this is ridiculous!" - astaroth
"I wish I had worn underwear today" - Phil
"Stupid sat-nav's on the blink again"- ninjabearhug

Contest #3 - Rastan

Winning quote by: playgeneration

Honorable Mentions
"With a VPL that bad you should be ashamed" - krooper
"Damn, what a fine ass" - eday
"Where are you going stupid? There is just desert out there. Your dead"- sega fan

Contest #2 - Battle Out Run

Winning quote by: rupert

Honorable Mentions
"Yawn... I've sure gots a big mouth" - Yawackhary
"Dang, Rocky kicked my ass and stole my car. I look stupid right now" - sega fan

Contest #1 - Black Belt

Winning quote by: kungfukid

Honorable Mentions
Riki: "Do not spread your legs like that or I will enter the fist" - Tony
Riki: "Oh no! Jazz hands" - stewart
Riki: "This is a fight not a ballerina contest" - Kiff
Ryu: "Woo! Check out my moves. Do you come here often?
Riki: "No it's my first time. Ahh!? Why has my right side gone grey?" - rupert
 
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