Contest #46 - Air Rescue
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from either/any of the characters on screen. Whoever makes us laugh the most,
wins!
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Contest #45 - Sagaia
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Winning quote by: Connorjohnlogic
Honorable Mentions |
| Long blonde haired: "Are you new here?" Short blonde haired: "Yea, I saw this caption contest and wanted to participate" White haired: "I had blonde hair when the contest #45 started..." - gabrielknight |
| Meanwhile, in an alternative universe, space racer James Hunt is being interviewed fully unaware that his obsessive stalker Diana is right behind him - Jonathan Vesala |
| Man on right: "Oh man, with this new selfie-stick, I can get a great photo of me and those sweet spaceshi... hey, get out the damn shot, you idiots!" - John Beckett |
| Right guy: "Stop staring at us like that! These days you've got to accept every role. Or do you think this guy's wearing a mop voluntarily?" - 7thGuest |
Contest #44 - Chuck Rock II
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Winning quote by: John Beckett
Honorable Mentions |
| When Popeye the Sailor was young, dinosaurs with necks made of Cocoa Puffs, would sometimes feast on his spinach garden - The J8ker |
| Dinosaur: "Can you help me get these knots out of my neck?" - Sean Furze |
Contest #43 - Y's: The Vanished Omens
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Winning quote by: legend
Honorable Mentions |
| To Adol's dismay, the man he'd followed into the pub wasn't Chris Waddle after all - John Beckett |
| "Why are you looking at me like that? I only asked for a cocktail list." - John Beckett |
Contest #42 - Chuck Rock
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Winning quote by: John Beckett
Honorable Mentions |
| "WHOOAA!!! I'm DEFINITELY cutting down on the spotted mushrooms!" - Greg H |
| "Fi-do?! Ho-ly shit! That were strange chan-te-relles." - 7thGuest |
Contest #41 - Captain Silver
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Winning quote by: 7thGuest
Honorable Mentions |
| Jim: "That's the last time I use internet dating" - Sam A |
| Cyclops: "Honey, please, would you turn while I put my bra back on?" - Alessandro Socci |
| Cyclops: "OK, so on 3, I will bounce the rock off the ground and it will go over you and land on the boat" Jim: "You sure it won't hit me?" Cyclops: "Of course" Jim: "And then it's my turn bouncing the rock, right?" Cyclops: "Yup" - Kazamaru |
Contest #40 - Aladdin
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Winning quote by: Alberto
Honorable Mentions |
| Aladdin: "Sure, I'll marry you, sweetheart (now that we cleared the last level)..! ...Listen, I'm going to the restroom for a moment; you stay here..." - Watcher1924 |
| Jasmine: "No Aladdin, it does not go "Red sky at night, come lay with me on my carpet" - Anthony Cockell |
| Aladdin: "Oh no! Your father again!" - Alessandro |
Contest #39 - Alex Kidd in Miracle World
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Winning quote by: Alessandro
Honorable Mentions |
| Evel Kiddnievel - grolt |
| "I'm on a motorcycle without a helmet jumping over freaking frogs and I still can't get a new game!" - batman666 |
| The frog on the right displays his Telekinesis powers by making everyone fly - Wifusion |
Contest #38 - Sonic 2
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Winning quote by: batman666
Honorable Mentions |
| "Again, with the Metal Sonics" - Sam A |
| "I'm Waiiiiting" - Ken |
| "Where's the concert? I was told I'd be seeing Metal Sonic!" - grolt |
Contest #37 - Space Gun
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Winning quote by: A Bd
Honorable Mentions |
| "Oh $#!&. It's my ex" - Sam A |
| Alien and guy: "TRICK OR TREAT!!!" - Sam A |
| "I told Jimmy there's no such thing as monsters" - Fernando |
| Guy: "Command said there's an alien here somewhere" Alien: "If there is I haven't seen it" - William Parker |
Contest #36 - Streets of Rage
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Winning quote by: 7thGuest
Honorable Mentions |
| Mr. X (thinking): "He still hasn't noticed I swapped the doormat for a non-jumpable pit in this version? Oh boy, this is gonna be sooo sweet! That stupid dialogue box won't save you from pointless tedium this time, Axel..." - Alexander Landgren |
| "STONE COLD STUNNER!!!" - Sam A |
Contest #35 - Road Rash
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Winning quote by: Clocktower
Honorable Mentions |
| "Tag! You're it!" - Jonathan J |
| "Hey, congrats man you won the......oooops, oh sorry" - Sam A |
| "You want to play doctor? Alright… cavity search!!!" - grolt |
Contest #34 - Smash TV
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Winning quote by: Pocketim
Honorable Mentions |
| "Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!" - Tears of Opa Opa |
| We now return to homoerotic Jeopardy - Sam A |
| Red one: "Say Billy, weren't we supposed to feature in an awesome fighting
action thing?" Blue one: "Shut up, Jimmy!" - Alessandro |
Contest #33 - Dick Tracy
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Winning quote by: Stan
Honorable Mentions |
| He is hardly 'Big Boy.' Trans Buttah is much bigger - Jerome Buttah |
| First I nab Ronald Mc.Donald, then Colonel Sanders, then Wendy! BigBoy never stood a chance! You're next, Popeye! - Adam Crawford |
| Hey, don't look at my yellow deformed extra long finger, look at the state of that guy's hair! - Phil |
Contest #32 - Desert Strike
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Winning quote by: Robin Brookes
Honorable Mentions |
| Army guy: "Round and round the garden like a teddy bear, one step, two step....a tickle under there" - Sam A |
| Man in suit: “Ready for battle on US shores, Sega? Don’t worry, we here at Tonka will fight this war for you. Trust us, ALF is going to be huge.” - grolt |
| "You wouldn't know where a president could score some crack, would ya?" - Scott Sullivan |
Contest #31 - Gangster Town
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Winning quote by: Stan
Honorable Mentions |
| "I ran out of gas and my door won't open little help" - Greg |
| OutRun: Al Capone - grolt |
| "Jimmy, stop firing dammit and tell me that's a big distant tree on the left, because if it's not we're inches away from a huge-ass cliff!" - Thijs Buurman |
Contest #30 - Casino Games
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Winning quote by: Razor NetOut
Honorable Mentions |
| "I'll never tell these casino chicks that I'm not this 'Daniel Craig' guy!" - Koborover |
| "I may have club foot, but take a look at these 2 lovely beauties" - Phil |
| As a Monopoly hotel is engulfed in green flame, Matthew McConaughey celebrates under the world's largest sunshade - grolt |
| "Sssssh, don't tell them I used the password cheat to get all this!" - Stan |
Contest #29 - The Newzealand Story
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Winning quote by: Razor NetOut
Honorable Mentions |
| "Wait here annoying kid!!!! This boy is the real meatball" - Leonardo de Castro Rodrigues |
| Seal: "I got lunch tomorrow!" Kiwi: "Good riddance! more grubs and worms for me" - Greg |
Contest #28 - My Hero
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Winning quote by: Razor NetOut
Honorable Mentions |
| "GIANT BEAN!" - Nicholas Taylor |
| "Hey babe! Smell my armpit!!" - Leonardo de Castro Rodrigues |
| Blue girl: omg iz that an egg yolk?! Blue guy pointing: no no no itz a piece of baby bell cheeze1! Man in black with his head in his hands: Nintendo fanboys - grolt |
Contest #27 - Rocky
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Winning quote by: Todd Mason
Honorable Mentions |
| "Mfffgh.. Uhh.. Where do my arm go? Is this the hood? WTF! I HATE putting on this stupid flag-robe-piece-of-crap..." - DNAagram |
| Holding aloft the mystical invisible bow of Krathtar, Rocky prays to the dark gods of old to deliver him from gaming mediocrity - HotDiggerdyDamn |
| "Gimme high-five, O'mie!" - Razor NetOut |
Contest #26 - Prince of Persia
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Winning quote by: Nik
Honorable Mentions |
| As the prince grabs on an ill-placed sword, the term 'how's it hanging' suddenly takes on a whole new meaning - grolt |
| The infamous 'Javelin Leapfrog' event was eventually omitted from the Olympics after an incident much like this - HotDiggerdyDamn |
| The Persian method of sterilisation was unusual to say the least... - nik |
| Enemy: "This is no time for body building asshole". - astyle |
Contest #25 - Land of Illusion starring Mickey Mouse
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Winning quote by: Stan
Honorable Mentions |
| Mickey: If you don't want to get punched for stealing my shirt, I'd suggest you duck! - grolt |
| Mickey: You're pregnant?! A punch in the stomach should fix that. - Raychan |
| Frankly my dear I don't give a duck - krooper13 |
| Mickey: Look, I already told you. I'm a mouse, and you're a duck. Cross-species relationships never work. - nik |
Contest #24 - Vigilante
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Winning quote by: grolt
Honorable Mentions |
| No Vigilante, that's a bad vigilante! - Raychan |
| Abra cadabra! I will turn you into a frog!! - astyle |
| Stand still will you! I'll never get this chewing gum out of your hair if you keep struggling - ninjabearhug |
| AHA! So you're the one who's been coming back every night to stack our tires! - nik |
| I said I didn't want to buy any damn tyres! - Playgen |
Contest #23 - Home Alone
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Winning quote by: Nik
Honorable Mentions |
| That will learn mom to keep me grounded - astyle |
| Right. Who said NES was better than SMS?- Nik |
| Thanks Mom. This could really help with my depression - Daniel Clemens |
Contest #22 -The Flintstones
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Winning quote by: Rex Anything
Honorable Mentions |
| Fred: "Are you aware that you've been driving without your headlights? Barney: "I also don't have any wheels, officer." - grolt |
| Never buy the square ones again, Barney! Cheaper ain't better - Todd Mason |
| "There's a reason why rocks are better suited as wheels rather than hats." - Nik |
Contest #21 - Slap Shot
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Winning quote by: Harry Paul
Honorable Mentions
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| "Ch ch ch Seg-ah ah ah" - grolt |
| Players: "Ken, we need your skills as a goalie" Ken: "Sorry guys, I need to go back to my day job and fight Ryu" - Mark6312 |
| "Thats the guy who wanted to touch my helmet! Get him!" - Rex Anything |
Contest #20 - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
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Winning quote by: Todd Mason
Honorable Mentions
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| "I knew I shouldn't have let that dominatrix keep my whip" - ninjabearhug |
| "Why would anyone make walls out of cheerios?" - Kiff |
| "Now I know what they meant when Sega8Bit said this game was the pits!" - grolt |
Contest #19 - Dynamite Dux
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Winning quote by: Krooper13
Honorable Mentions
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| Dog: "Uh...Bin, why is Colonel Sanders looking at you like that?" - Rhett |
| "The babes must love you for that giant fist" - eday2010 |
| Colonel: "Threaten me all you want! You ain't never getting my finger lickin' good secret recipe." - ninjabearhug |
Contest #18 - Olympic Gold
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Winning quote by: grolt
Honorable Mentions
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| "Oh man, it's lunch after I've finished this and I hope that kid with the green snotty running nose doesn't sit facing me again. Four days in a row he's sat there, four blooming days" - fraser |
| "I probably would look better on a Mega Drive!" - clocktower |
Contest #17 - Psycho Fox
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Winning quote by: ninjabearhug
Honorable
Mentions |
| Fox: "Yuck! I thought these power-up mushrooms were supposed to make me get bigger! How can he eat these?" - eday2010 |
| Birdfly: "That's not me you idiot! Come back!" - Raychan |
| Mushroom: "BOO!" - Lucas |
Contest #16 - Special Criminal Investigation
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Winning quote by: krooper13
Honorable
Mentions |
| "Alright Jimmy. If this guy so much as flinches, shoot him in the head for the THIRD time." - Todd Mason |
| "Go tell the X-Box boys that the Master System boys are back in town!" - Ross Willett |
| "Look at me when I'm talking to you! ...Are you lookin, 'cause it's hard to tell where your...? What's with-- where the hell is your mouth? You look like you were stabbed in the face by Tetris or somethin!" - Todd Mason |
Contest #15 - Golden Axe
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Winning quote by: SinnerBoy
Honorable
Mentions |
| "MY BALLOON!" - Todd Mason |
| "Be gone, wench! Thou shall not tempt me with thine creamy thighs and sexy metal outfit. Foul harlot broad!" - eday2010 |
| "Red Bull - it gives you wings!" - Sinistral |
Contest #14 - World Games
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Winning quote by: Todd Mason
Honorable
Mentions |
| "Luigi, when they said we would be in Mario and Sonic at the Olympics is this what you pictured?" - Krooper13 |
| "This wasn't what I had in mind when you said 'Let's go roll a fat one'" - ninjabearhug |
| "We really should have taken a piss before we got on this damn log" - Estimated Prophet |
Contest #13 - Double Dragon
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Winning quote by: Mr. T
Honorable
Mentions |
| "Ah, is it too late to try behind hole-in-the-wall number 1? " - Todd Mason |
| "BOLO! You're out of step again! It's up, up, down, down, right, left, right, LEFT! " - Todd Mason |
| "Exactly why did I smoke them out of their holes?" - Mr. T |
| "Dudes, seriously! If you hold your farts so much, your intestines are gonna blow!" - Alberto |
Contest #12 - Renegade
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Winning quote by: Todd Mason
Honorable
Mentions |
| "My armpits smell as bad as that trash your lazing on" - eday2010 |
| *sniff-sniff* "Well it's not me, but it smells like 'dead thug' around here." - Todd |
| "I don't care how sexy you think that pose is. I ain't going for you on a pile of smelly trash " - eday2010 |
| "Strike! " - Phil |
| "Get out of there, there aint no point in dumpster diving for Sega games behind a chinese takeaway!" - Sinistral |
Contest #11 - Operation Wolf
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Winning quote by: Todd Mason
Honorable
Mentions |
| "Hmmph, bitch, told you to stop blasting your system near my house, now I done exploded it to hell" - Stan |
| "Dang! That was my 3rd SMS! Wireless controllers are still just too unreliable." - Todd |
| "Heh heh! This is the Blast Processing Sega was talking about!" - mateusbond |
| "Now the police will never get my hard drive" - Christian Hughes |
| "You're only supposed to blow the BLOODY doors off!" - David Vincent Hall |
Contest #10 - The Lucky Dime Caper
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Winning quote by: Aypok
Honorable
Mentions |
| "Stop! Hammer time! " - Aypok & Chunkchenko |
| "This is what you get for trying to sell this game as 'RARE' on eBay!" - Aypok |
| "I told you if you outbid me on Daisy's panties, I'de get ya!!" - northern gooner |
Contest #9 - Crash Dummies
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Winning quote by: Todd Mason
Honorable
Mentions |
| "Wow, $100, and I only broke 77 bones this time! " - ptepid |
| "Time to go buy that hot inflatable doll!" - Alberto |
| "My name is Retroboy and I've just sold one of my overpriced Handle Controllers!" - Phil |
Contest #8 - Ghouls 'n Ghosts
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Winning quote by: Yawackhary
Honorable
Mentions |
| "Maybe this might not be the best place to do the Full Monty" - Yawackhary |
| "I will defeat you with my fart of fire. Die monster. Die." - Phil |
Contest #7 - Shinobi
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Winning quote by: Todd Mason
Honorable
Mentions |
| "Jo, your ninja skills are so awesome. I'm not worthy!!!" - Sinistral |
| "Don't just stand there,help me find my contact lense" - ninjabearhug |
| "Ahhhhhh, god, this stupid bowel disorder (faaaaaaaart)! Come on! God, just one fight!" - Stan |
Contest #6 - Pro Wrestling
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Winning quote by: ninjabearhug
Honorable
Mentions |
| "Roshambo! No more kids for you! Ha!" - eday |
Contest #5 - Back to the Future III
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Winning quote by: krooper13
Honorable
Mentions |
| "Look! Someone's playing this god-awful game! Haha!" - aypok |
| "Check out my lightning firing finger" - ninjabearhug |
| "That guy said the NES was better than the SMS! Get him!" - aypok |
| "OMG!?! Sega fan has opened ANOTHER forum!"- astaroth |
Contest #4 - California Games
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Winning quote by: eday2010
Honorable
Mentions |
| "I'm beginning to wish I'd chosen surfing now..." - kungfukid |
| "I know this is an Aussie version of California Games, but this is ridiculous!" - astaroth |
| "I wish I had worn underwear today" - Phil |
| "Stupid sat-nav's on the blink again"- ninjabearhug |
Contest #3 - Rastan
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Winning quote by: playgeneration
Honorable Mentions
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| "With a VPL that bad you should be ashamed" - krooper |
| "Damn, what a fine ass" - eday |
| "Where are you going stupid? There is just desert out there. Your dead"- sega fan |
Contest #2 - Battle Out Run
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Winning quote by: rupert
Honorable Mentions
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| "Yawn... I've sure gots a big mouth" - Yawackhary |
| "Dang, Rocky kicked my ass and stole my car. I look stupid right now" - sega fan |
Contest #1 - Black Belt
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Winning quote by: kungfukid
Honorable Mentions |
| Riki: "Do not spread your legs like that or I will enter the fist" - Tony |
| Riki: "Oh no! Jazz hands" - stewart |
| Riki: "This is a fight not a ballerina contest" - Kiff |
| Ryu: "Woo! Check out my moves. Do you come here
often? Riki: "No it's my first time. Ahh!? Why has my right side gone grey?" - rupert |